Three Pastors were having lunch together at a diner. The first Pastor said, "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with mice in my church. I've tried everything--noise, spray, cats--nothing seems to scare them away.
The second Pastor then said "Yea, me too. I've got hundreds living in the basement of the church. I've set traps and even called an expert to get rid of them, yet they still won't go away."
With a grin on his face, the third Pastor said, "I had the same problem so I baptized all mine and made them members of the church... Haven't seen one back since!!!"
Who is that guy?
Look at them pearly whites!
The lo' down on me
- Jon Trude
- I am a 23 y/o transplanted okie living in VA. I have an amazing girlfriend who is in school at Cedarville University in ohio. Currently attending Regent University working on a Religious Studies degree.
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